Street – Ümit Yıldız

Sketching a Monster Made by Stone From Scratch

Ümit Yıldız — Sun, 19 Jun 2016 14:46:07 +0000

Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Then we’ll go with that data file! Daylight and everything. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I am...

Should Read Before Go Out

Ümit Yıldız — Sun, 19 Jun 2016 14:38:05 +0000

Funny Conversation

Ümit Yıldız — Fri, 10 Jun 2016 09:51:16 +0000

Waitress: Hello, what would you like to drink? Me: milky coffee Waitress: How would you like it? Me: with milk

Scrap Surf

Ümit Yıldız — Sun, 22 May 2016 09:59:31 +0000

You don’t know how to do any of those. It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Okay, I like a challenge. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. I feel...